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Atlantis Is Not Returning Calls
Lost-civilization, Atlantis, archaeology, and ancient-history humor filed as a twelve-thousand-year communications failure.
An Atlantis humor shirt tied to a fictional conspiracy in which Atlantis sealed an ancient stargate beneath Iran 12,000 years ago.
In the fictional Operation Ancient Ring premise, Iran sits above an ancient stargate that Atlantis sealed 12,000 years ago. The public conflict is treated as the surface operation; reopening the buried portal is the hidden objective. Atlantis still is not returning calls.
- Blank
- Bella + Canvas 3001
- Front DTG
- Colors
- Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather
- Sizes
- XS–5XL
- Price
- $27.95–$36.95
- Fulfillment
- Made to order by Printful
Disclosure: This is original fictional satire. It is not affiliated with any government, military, news organization, entertainment franchise, or institution.